| SCRUB BUCK HUNTERS SERVICES |
| OUR COMMITMENT TO DEER MANAGEMENT |
As founders of Scrub Buck Hunters we are offering our services, free of
charge, to any ranch or lease that has spotted a legitimate Scrub on their
property, to legally and discreetly remove said deer. We will keep all names
and locations anonymous because we understand that problems could arise
if a trophy managed property was discovered to have Scrubs in the herd. The
loss of revenue could be substantial.
To show our good faith and dedication to what hunting is really all about, we
will donate the ribs and neck meat of the harvested deer back to the property.
Please contact us as soon as possible so we can accommodate everyone
needing our highly regarded service. High-fenced properties need not apply.
(You put him in there, you get him out).
charge, to any ranch or lease that has spotted a legitimate Scrub on their
property, to legally and discreetly remove said deer. We will keep all names
and locations anonymous because we understand that problems could arise
if a trophy managed property was discovered to have Scrubs in the herd. The
loss of revenue could be substantial.
To show our good faith and dedication to what hunting is really all about, we
will donate the ribs and neck meat of the harvested deer back to the property.
Please contact us as soon as possible so we can accommodate everyone
needing our highly regarded service. High-fenced properties need not apply.
(You put him in there, you get him out).
SCRUB BUCK HUNTERS FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE
For the die-hard trophy buck hunters who won't settle for anything less than
Boone and Crockett deer, we will be offering our low interest, easy term loans
for those $10,000-$20,000 "Big Time" hunts. We are well aware that not all
trophy hunters are loaded so we want to do our part in making your dreams
come true. We also understand that B&C bucks are important status symbols,
just like Hummers and Weatherby rifles, and would hate to see any real
hunter kicked to the curb by their friends just because they couldn't afford a
B&C buck.
We are in the process of finalizing the details with our lawyers but some of our
terms of default on your part will include:
Boone and Crockett deer, we will be offering our low interest, easy term loans
for those $10,000-$20,000 "Big Time" hunts. We are well aware that not all
trophy hunters are loaded so we want to do our part in making your dreams
come true. We also understand that B&C bucks are important status symbols,
just like Hummers and Weatherby rifles, and would hate to see any real
hunter kicked to the curb by their friends just because they couldn't afford a
B&C buck.
We are in the process of finalizing the details with our lawyers but some of our
terms of default on your part will include:
- Spending the next three years of opening weekend at a Public Hunting
Game Check-In Point. To remind you of how excited a "poor hunter"
gets when they kill a deer of any caliber. - Spend 30 consecutive days on a stand in an East Texas pine sapling
thicket. Just to remind you of what it's like not seeing a single deer for 1
solid month.
